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#144 Up ↑ 9/11 Down ↓ 2012-11-08 14:34

cco3 | "Never declare a variable inside a loop."
cco3 | That was a TA
+ram | cco3: you knowledge-ed him/her correct?
cco3 | ram: yea, I did
cco3 | I was like, "You krazy, fool!"
cco3 | and then explained about function stacks and stuff
cco3 | and he was all like, "well they shouldn't be relying on these features of the language"
cco3 | and then I was all like, "So what, should they declare every variable globally so it doesn't get recreated on each new run of a function"
cco3 | and he was all like "blubber blubber blubber"
cco3 | and I was all like *smack, smack*
cco3 | And that's how that went

#125 Up ↑ 31/33 Down ↓ 2012-10-18 20:45

Mohammed: So I'm the reason we got a 4-day extension to the project
Mohammed: I called the default constructor inside itself multiple times and it ended up crashing Web-CAT

#83 Up ↑ 25/29 Down ↓ 2012-09-12 11:54

// Mohammed, an Iranian, walks up to an NSA recruiter at an info session after grabbing a bunch of food
Mohammed: I'm not a US citizen!
NSA recruiter: I always expect that joke at these things
Mohammed: No, I'm seriously not
NSA recruiter: ...
Mohammed: I was just wondering if there was any way to get around that restriction
NSA recruiter: ...
Calvin: Tell him about your other citizenships!
NSA recruiter: Uh, no... US citizenship is actually a requirement for all government jobs...

#48 Up ↑ 9/9 Down ↓ 2012-04-16 23:53

// telnoratti is considering buying dyreshark's clicky keyboard
telnoratti: It's blank, right?
dyreshark: Yeah
telnoratti: What kind of keyboard is it?
dyreshark: QWERTY.

#43 Up ↑ -3/9 Down ↓ 2012-04-06 10:09

           flax | cs lounge                                                    
 +truncatedcone | The AES key sizes are so weird                               
           flax | lol wtf                                                      
      +wallmani | cs lounge                                                    
 +truncatedcone | 2114 is so much more useful now that they added Android      
      +wallmani | cs lounge                                                    
 +truncatedcone | can you get multiple desktops?                               
      +wallmani | cs lounge                                                    
 +truncatedcone | i hate C's garbage collection                                
           flax | now I feel bad being a cs major                              
       +ackthet | 10:04:56     +truncatedcone | The AES key sizes are so weird 
       +ackthet | how is that something a CS major said                        
       +ackthet | they're all stupid                                           
      +wallmani | lol                                                          
       +ackthet | i litterally know more than they do                          
           flax | I don't doubt that                                           
      +wallmani | instigate                                                    
 +truncatedcone | teleports ackthet to the CS Lounge                           
       +ackthet | NO!                                                          
      +wallmani | HOLY SHIT THAT IS APPROPRIATE                                
           flax | lmfao                                                        
      +wallmani | ackthet: drop some knowledge

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